This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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