btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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