We won't sleep together?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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