I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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