I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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