she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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