Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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