just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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