Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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