Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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