I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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