I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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