Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I think my vagina is haunted
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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