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(609): View more from New Jersey

Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations

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(510): View more from California

Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.

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(630): View more from Illinois

then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.

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(713): View more from Texas

Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.

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(510): View more from California

Will exercising make me less horny?

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