Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
