Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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