Someone shit on the floor
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
