Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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