you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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