you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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