So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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