Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
