Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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