butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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