i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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