Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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