Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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