i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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