Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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