How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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