I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
tell your sister to shave her snatch
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize