I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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