Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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