Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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