The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
