your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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