I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am available for nakedness
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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