the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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