This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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