Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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