I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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