but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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