dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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