Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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