How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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