i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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