You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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