Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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