Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne