can we get nightvision for the apartment?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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