But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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