I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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