listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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