Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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