dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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